So brilliantly funny. Also, I've said this before, I'll say it again, nobody tops Scott Adams. If you don't already flow his blog, you should. His recent posts documenting his US presidential campaign will have you LAUGHING OUT LOUD (and, if you're like me, annoying people around you by reading out loud too).
And, acceding to Adams' wishes, I'm posting the following disclaimer:
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